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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Ahhhhhh....Married Bliss!

I cannot believe it has been almost 4 months since I blogged! This is an outrage. An absolutely outrage. But...considering the fact that finals are in two weeks, I should probably blog quick as to get back to studying. (Let's be honest. I really just want to go to sleep.)

Married life is da best. This guy Phil, the one I married, ya he's hilarious! Before we got married I thought I was marrying the funnies guy in the world! Now that I'm married, I am quite sure Phil should be a stand-up comedian! Especially when he first wakes up in the morning and just growls at me like a bear. It's cool. I can speak cave man too.

A few things I have learned about Phil..and being married...

- Phil likes to talk to himself. Usually while he is getting ready for bed, and it tends to go something like this. (He had just gotten out of the shower and was drying himself off. I overheard this) "And behold, if all towels were like unto this blue towel, the very depths of wetness would be shaken forever."

- He truly is a master German pancake maker. He could go on "Chopped" with the skills he has.

- Speaking of "Chopped," I have officially brought him to the light. Phil loves it. He asks me if we can watch it, and then he cooks and hurries as fast as he can and has to make sure his "presentation is perfect." I love this guy.

- I have offically become "puppy hungry" since getting married. I want a doggy so bad! It is outrageous. No babies in this house. Only puppies. A Berenese Mountain Dog, a Boston Terrier, and a Belgian Malinois. They have names too. It's all planned. But not until we have a house, and that could be awhile!

Anyways, married life is great! It of course, can be a little tough! Balancing school and jobs and hobbies and each other can be one giant circus act! But it sure as heck is worth all this madness! I am married to my Prince Philip! And he is hilarious. In fact, I just caught him picking his nose. I think I married a 5 year old trapped in a 25 year old's body! Oh he's the best!! Now I'm rambling. And also saying things that I do not think Phil would want me saying! Goodnight world!!


Oh, I have a joke. I was crying I was laughing so hard. How do you get a clown to stop laughing?

Throw an axe at his head.